Wednesday, March 29

Wednesday, March 22

Steps .. for COPY and PASTE

The whole cubicle was roaring with laughter when She entered her Business Unit.
Its hard to see the whole team free and together in such a light mood.
She was curious to find the reason. She couldnt wait to drop her handbag and rush to join the team.
The cubicle roared again as someone cracked another joke , when she entered her cubicle.
The moment Mr M saw her coming .. He started ..

Mr M : You want to know what happend just a few minutes back?
She: Ofcouse .. I am all ears
Mr M: You are aware of the java task I am working on , hena
She: haan re.. Mr H sent that work, right .
Mr M : Ya ya .. the same..
She: Uska kya hua ..
Mr M: Jaldi mei ho kya .. sunn .. let me explain it to you step by step..
She : Ok Jaldi bata ..
Mr M: Mr H was on sametime when i came in. he wanted me to copy a java file to the client machine. I couldnt copy it there as it was too slow. Mr H was in a great hurry.. He wanted it to be done right then.
Then he says ( says the chat between him and Mr H)

Mr H: Can you move that file to XX01?
Mr M: Unable to connect to XX01.. is someone else connected to it?
Mr H: Not sure.. Try it again.. Need this done now .. have to show it to client
Mr M: Trying ...
Mr H: Done?
Mr M: someone else is connected ..
Mr H: OHHH
Mr M: (stays slient)
Mr H: Can you copy it to some folder in citrix .. right click on the file and select COPY.. OK
Mr M: OK .. Now i am in destination folder .. ( In a nakkal tone ) should I right click there and
select PASTE???
Mr H: (Understood what situation he has dragged himself to ...in a totally wexed tone ) M.. do u have a linkline near you ???

Everyone bursts out laughing again..

Monday, March 20

Happiness!!

Sweet little pair of legs and hands tumbling and trying hard to sit without support,
described over phone - never knew it could make one so happy.


Life is not the breath you take. Its the momemts that take your breath away.

Thursday, March 16

Appearance and Reality - A forward

Received this as a forward ..
Sharing it with you all ..


To appear wise, one must talk;
To be wise, one must listen.

To appear to do good, one must be busy;
To do good, one must know when to stand aside.

To appear to lead, one must put oneself first;
To lead, one must put oneself last.

To appear caring, one must give advice;
To be caring, one must give space.

To appear to love, one must know how to give;
To love, one must know also how to receive.

To appear happy, one must smile;
To be happy, one must be free with tears.


Life is not the breath you take. Its the momemts that take your breath away.

Wednesday, March 8

Happy Women's Day


Life is not the breath you take. Its the momemts that take your breath away.

Friday, March 3

My Freinds

This is just a copy paste from my home page..

This is just to tell my friends that I miss them .. I DO MISS THEM..

Name : Kavitha
Pet Name : Olive
About : The tallest girl .. She was my Hostel Roomie .The coolest friend .. She's the bold and the beautiful (Babe) girl of our group.


Name: Janaky
Pet Name : Jaan
About : Mallu dear .. Lost touch after marriage .. Now in Australia


Name : Anajana Topo
Pet Name: Ganju
About : The most understanding friend I have ever got.

Name : Anju Gupta
Pet Name : tantoo
About : One could always see her with a smile. A great person to be with..


Name : Anu
Pet Name : Anu
About : Her presence always inspires me ..

Name: Karthik
About : The model human being or the biggest manufacturing mistake made by the Human factory of God. Cause he is too good for this corrupt world.

Name: Hariharan
About : An excellent thinker, hard worker and an absolute definition of sweetness. Believe it or not, I've been smiling ever since I started writing this about him. He is always there for any help or advice and I know it by default.

Name : Naresh
Pet Name: Cobra
About : He was always there to giude me and advice me.

Name : Ankur Mahajan
Pet Name: Ankur
About : A real crazy fellow, A great guy, The best friend you can have and a great individual. A computer genious making the computer pray for mercy.

Name : Nikhil
About : A Smart and great guy . A very Fundu fellow.
Had a gr8 time with him during our trip to Bhojpur.
He is too good at asking questions esp during farewel parties ..

Name : Akash
Pet Name: DB
About: The best model of Mumbai and thinks he could win Mr. Universe.

Name : Sandeep
Pet Name: Sandy
About : If you have never met a sumo wrestler, come to India, here is the one for you but beware -
he's too sweet to handle.

Name : Ismail
Pet Name: Monkey
About : A real crazy fellow , A Cute friend .


Name : Rajeswari
Pet Name: Rajee
About: Very very sweet and always there to giude me and advice me .. Our Next CFS Web Admin .

Name: Jayanthi
Pet Name : Noooo ... She calls me Olive
About: A ditto of Rajee .. She is now in Bombay .. We had a gr8 time working in MRS project . I can never forget Option 1 and Option 2 PL/SQL task .

Name: Harikrishnan
Pet Name: Hari .. Calls himself Kaiser
About : Thinks he is a computer genius ... Always ready for pulling his own leg.

Thursday, March 2

Creative Criminal Blog ... Very intersting ..



Saw this picture on Creative Criminal blog ..
Do check Creative Criminal blog .. Its very interesting

Wednesday, March 1

This day . That Year

Location: (Girls hostel) Visitors room
Time: 14:00

She: (Looks around the vistors room .. scanning all the people sitting and wondering who is her visitor )
Mr X: (Holding a white envelope in his hand comes forward)
She: (Snatches the envelope from his hand) Where should I sign ?
Mr X: (Totally Confused) SIGN??? (Starts self introduction) I am X .. Doing my M.tech here.
She: Ok.. I'll call Manisha didi ... (Manisha .. she was the only Mtech student staying in hostel)
(turning to security gaurd) Bhaiya .. mere guest kaun hai??
Mr X: Hey .. I am your guest ..
She: !!!!!!!!!!! (Gives him a wierd stare) Sorry .. I thought you were some courier boy .... (Gives back that envelope)
Mr X: (Gives sad + wierd + pathetic look)
She: (kshhsssscheeeee... curses herself ... "Why do I blurt out everything I think ?? Poor fellow")
Mr X: (Gives that envelope back to him).. This is my bio data.
She: OK ..
Mr X: I have seen you in the college bank ..
She: So..
Mr X: have u noticed me ?
She: (Thinks .. " I have no interest in a guy looking like a courier boy" ..And makes sure she doesnt say that and gives a pleasant smile) Sorry .. no
Mr X: ok .. I have seen you many times there.
She: So ..
Mr X: Today is my last day in this college ..
She: oh Good ..
Mr X: Wanted to meet you before leaving campus .
She: ????? ( still confused )
Mr X: Just wanted to tel you that I want to marry you.
she: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr X: Please sit .. ( He sits down) I have spoken to my parents about you. I am joining L&T I Know that you are in your third year. I will be having two years work experience by the time you finish your BE.
She: ( Still Standing .. Still not believing abt what he is telling her..... )
Mr X: Have a look at my bio data. If interested ask your parents to contact mine. ( He thrusts that envelope in her hand)
She: (Takes the envelope ) Bye ....( What Am I saying???)
Mr X:(Gets up and prepares to leave) Dont forget to read the bio data.
She: (Walks out of the visitors room .. still not understanding ..Stares at the envelope, Tears it to pieces and puts it in the gutter )

She is till confused .. Who was this Mr X? Was this some kind of a joke on her played by her friends or seniors. She couldnt scold or act rude to this Mr X as he was pretty decent.

Now she is comfortably settled in her life .. witha great husband and a sweet kid.
She thinks of this fellow (poor??? Who knows??) only on this day ...