Saturday, May 31

Spell Checker Blues

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Anon


Found this poem on blog : Chewing the cud
Another beautiful example to prove that Windows sucks

Saturday, May 24

Dreams - by Langston Hughes

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.

Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.

Wednesday, May 21

Dreams - Cntd

Was listening to DDLJ songs

Dekha Na Tune Mudke Bhi Peechhe
Kuchh Der To Main Ruka Tha
Jab Dil Ne Tujhko Rokna Chaaha
Door Tu Ja Chuka Tha


Is this is reason for all our deferred dreams?
The opportunity waits, but we don't realise that it is still waiting for us to turn back and grab it. By the time we understand this, its always too late.

And hence the dreams stay forever and sag like a heavy load.

Saturday, May 10

Denzel Washingtion - "My Man"



Watched Denzel Washington's American Gangster.
Watched it more than 10 times over the last 2 weeks.
I feel "head over heal" every time I hear him say "My Man"
He is just too good. Wonder how he missed the Oscar for this

I liked the scene , where he speaks to a "Dominic" after an attempt was made to kill his wife by some opponent. His expressions were so correct and apt.

I loved his dialogue delivery, especially when he says "This is my home. This is where my business is, my wife, my mother, my family. This is my country, I ain't goin' nowhere"
And of course every time he said "My Man" I went bonkers




Thursday, May 8

Reality

Two wonderful quotes on the word - REALITY

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-- Garrison Keillor

Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Calvin ( from Calvin and Hobbes )

Monday, May 5

Things You Dont Want To Hear During Surgery

This was posted by gas man aka Doc aka Dr. Rajesh in his old blog on Sunday, 21 March 2004

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called!
- Oh no! I just lost my watch.
- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
- There go the lights again...
- Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
- What's this doing here?
- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- You sure it wasn't this leg?
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- Are his relatives waiting outside?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
- This scissor looks rusted.
- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
- Now from where did this spider come in from?

Doc!! I just realized that we have known each other for the past four years!
And the first time we met was on April 3rd 2004 .

I still remember that coffee day incident !!
Mrs. Doc .. I need to update you on the same. Lets meet up sometime